Last To Know

 

I SAW YOU JUST THE OTHER NIGHT, NOW IT’S A SIGHT THAT I CAN NOT FORGET
YOU WITH MY BEST FRIEND DRINKING COSMO’S , WELL GOD KNOWS WHAT A GRUESOME DUET
IT’S JUST BAD LUCK I HAD TO PARK MY CAR OUTSIDE THAT BAR, IMAGINE MY SURPRISE
TWO LITTLE LOVE BIRDS WITH ENOUGH WORDS TO RE-WRITE THE DEFINITION OF LIES

I STAYED A WHILE AND HAD A WHISKEY OR THREE
IT’S FASCINATING WATCHING YOU BETRAY ME

BUT NOW I’VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO
FORGIVE ME HONEY IF I DON’T TELL YOU
MY BAGS ARE PACKED – AND I’M READY TO GO
BUT DON’T WORRY BABY – YOU’LL BE THE LAST TO KNOW

I LEFT A LITTLE PRESENT, SOME UNPLEASANT THINGS I HID INSIDE YOUR HOME
AND DON’T YOU HAVE A SHOCK,THE SPEAKING CLOCK IN TOKYO IS ON YOUR PHONE
I SHREDDED ALL YOUR CLOTHES AND NO ONE KNOWS JUST WHAT I USED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH TO CLEAN
BUT DON’T CONCERN YOURSELF, JUST LEARN YOURSELF A LESSON, LOVE’S A BITCH IF YOU’RE MEAN

I STAYED A WHILE AND ORDERED QUICK DRY CEMENT
AND THEN I CALLED YOUR BANK AND CANCELLED THE RENT

BUT NOW I’VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO
FORGIVE ME HONEY IF I DON’T TELL YOU
MY BAGS ARE PACKED – AND I’M READY TO GO
BUT DON’T WORRY BABY – YOU’LL BE THE LAST TO KNOW
‘COS NOW I’VE GOT MORE WORK TO DO
FORGIVE ME HONEY IF I DON’T TELL YOU
MY BAGS ARE PACKED – AND I’M READY TO GO
BUT DON’T WORRY BABY – YOU’LL BE THE LAST TO KNOW

AND I FORGOT TO SAY – SIZE DOES COUNT, IN EVERY WAY

BUT NOW I’VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO
FORGIVE ME HONEY IF I DON’T TELL YOU
MY BAGS ARE PACKED – AND I’M READY TO GO
BUT DON’T WORRY BABY – YOU’LL BE THE LAST TO KNOW
‘COS NOW I’VE GOT MORE WORK TO DO
FORGIVE ME HONEY IF I DON’T TELL YOU
MY BAGS ARE PACKED – AND I’M READY TO GO
BUT DON’T WORRY BABY – YOU’LL BE THE LAST TO KNOW
YOU’LL BE THE LAST – YOU’LL BE THE LAST
YOU’LL BE THE LAST TO KNOW

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